I have a problem

I can't stop thinking about long narrow inlets with steep sides created in valleys carved by glacial activity. It's starting to affect my...

If guns are outlawed...

only outlaws will have guns. If vowels are outlawed, nly tlws wll hv vwls.

Why horror, you ask?

That was an actually question once. Why write things that are gross, or scary, or both? Sure, there's an answer out there that's deep...

Being funny is being mean

There always is a target, even if it's yourself. I've heard time and time again "you know, you don't have to be so cruel to be funny". ...