Mike EshelmanMar 11, 20181 minI don't know why the call it Russian Roulette...I just played with a couple of guys FROM Russia and they sucked at it. On a completely unrelated note, I really, really hope tomorrow's...
Mike EshelmanMar 11, 20181 minI have a problemI can't stop thinking about long narrow inlets with steep sides created in valleys carved by glacial activity. It's starting to affect my...
Mike EshelmanMar 11, 20181 minIf guns are outlawed...only outlaws will have guns. If vowels are outlawed, nly tlws wll hv vwls.
Mike EshelmanMar 11, 20181 minI always wanted to open a clothing store...for color blind people, but with an ironic name. It would be a shop that only sells gray, black and white clothes, and it would be...
Mike EshelmanFeb 17, 20181 minWhy horror, you ask?That was an actually question once. Why write things that are gross, or scary, or both? Sure, there's an answer out there that's deep...
Mike EshelmanFeb 17, 20181 minBeing funny is being meanThere always is a target, even if it's yourself. I've heard time and time again "you know, you don't have to be so cruel to be funny". ...
Mike EshelmanJan 26, 20181 minYou will always have the correct amount of change for the last show But never the one you're at. If you actually plan ahead and go to the bank for a proper change amount, everyone will charge. If you...